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Just keep bearding.
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Just keep bearding.
In an effort to gain a laugh or two and earn some sponsorship, I'll tell a joke I've been using around the office (not mine but can't recall where I heard it) to some effect, earning groans, as well as repeat jokes. It's almost an anti-joke. But here it goes:
Joke teller: Hey, did you hear that actress got stabbed? Reese ....(wait for appropriate reply as if you are searching for a last name)
Other person: Witherspoon?
Joke Teller: No. Witha knife.
Other person groans but appreciates the setup enough to repeat to others with similar effect. Please feel free to use this as desired, but please sponsor my beard for the lol, or the groan, or the eye roll.
